It's time for tea......on the floor.......

You know, I always thought the Mad Hatter would be capable of pouring tea.  I mean, he's the weirdo who drinks tea in the movie, right (seriously, is he, I really didn't pay attention)?  Of course, with my luck, that's not the case at all.  Break reached a new low today, he got tea on the floor IN FOUR DIFFERENT ROOMS.  Yeah, FOUR!  The imbecile walked throughout the house pouring tea but completely missing the glass!  He tried to clean it up but he missed the spills so I had to clean it up!  Ugh! I'd rather have Link!  I mean come on he claims to be powerful and smart and all that but he can't even pour his own tea!  Even Tingle  can pour tea!  I mean JEEZ!  I almost feel sorry for Ezlo now, he had to deal with me when I was pathetic.  I wish I had known beforehand that I would have to be babysit a guy who's, like, twice my height and a thousand bazillion years old!  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY PLANS WITH THIS SPAZMONKEY AROUND?!  When I succeed in taking over the world, Break's death is gonna my first order.  Seriously.

On a happier note, I found someone willing be to be my henchman.  His name's OJ and he recent;ly escaped from prison.  He's ruthless, cruel and hates people, I think we'll get along well.  I brought him over today and we started planning.  Break was extremely annoyed but there's no rule that says I can't bring people over.  And, it's really fun to watch him freak out over the fact that I have friends and he doesn't. 

UGH!  Break just dropped a cake on the floor and now he's whining about it.  I think I'll make him a new one and sleep some cyanide into it or something.  Maybe then he'll leave me alone ;)

Suodia! 
-Vaati the Wind Mage

What do you get when you combine stupidity and lack of depth perception? My roommate.

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful...
...because then Break would be screaming in pain and not annoying me.

My current living situation is horrible to say the least.  I am stuck living with with the most obscenely stupid person in any and every dimension: Xerxes Break.  All he does is eat candy, insult me using his stupid doll and act happy, annoyingly happy.  You ever see someone orgasm because there's a fucking butterfly outside the window?  No?  Well, as of 3:00 this afternoon, I have.  So, for the next year or so, I will detail every painful minute of my stay with Break.

Now, you may be asking why I'm staying with such an idiot.  Well, I am trying to take over the world...again...  Last time it turned out horrible because of a certain green annoyance named Link.  So I, being the intelligent mage I am, found a way to switch between dimensions and came to the world of humans, where Link could not follow me.  After a few years of getting used to the strange ways of man I found a place where I could live until my plans were put into action.  Unfortunately, the apartment I found was being rented out for two people and the other person was Break.  Lucky me.  So now I can only hope that my plans will work out soon so I can leave this horrid apartment.  ihIHSIUudbfjhc qJBBF VEBUHN KVDH..hm,nhg;/;d. 

URGH.  Sorry, Break found it appropriate to attack my keyboard.  Now he is sitting on my table and eating cake.  I should head off, who knows what the one-eyed freak will do next.  Did I mention he only has one eye?  Yeah, one of them got torn out or something.  Of course, that just means he's constantly running into things and overshooting the garbage and knocking things over.  My plans better work out soon, or, better yet, NOW.

Suodia!