It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful...
...because then Break would be screaming in pain and not annoying me.
...because then Break would be screaming in pain and not annoying me.
My current living situation is horrible to say the least. I am stuck living with with the most obscenely stupid person in any and every dimension: Xerxes Break. All he does is eat candy, insult me using his stupid doll and act happy, annoyingly happy. You ever see someone orgasm because there's a fucking butterfly outside the window? No? Well, as of 3:00 this afternoon, I have. So, for the next year or so, I will detail every painful minute of my stay with Break.
Now, you may be asking why I'm staying with such an idiot. Well, I am trying to take over the world...again... Last time it turned out horrible because of a certain green annoyance named Link. So I, being the intelligent mage I am, found a way to switch between dimensions and came to the world of humans, where Link could not follow me. After a few years of getting used to the strange ways of man I found a place where I could live until my plans were put into action. Unfortunately, the apartment I found was being rented out for two people and the other person was Break. Lucky me. So now I can only hope that my plans will work out soon so I can leave this horrid apartment. ihIHSIUudbfjhc qJBBF VEBUHN KVDH..hm,nhg;/;d.
URGH. Sorry, Break found it appropriate to attack my keyboard. Now he is sitting on my table and eating cake. I should head off, who knows what the one-eyed freak will do next. Did I mention he only has one eye? Yeah, one of them got torn out or something. Of course, that just means he's constantly running into things and overshooting the garbage and knocking things over. My plans better work out soon, or, better yet, NOW.
Suodia!
