You know, I always thought the Mad Hatter would be capable of pouring tea. I mean, he's the weirdo who drinks tea in the movie, right (seriously, is he, I really didn't pay attention)? Of course, with my luck, that's not the case at all. Break reached a new low today, he got tea on the floor IN FOUR DIFFERENT ROOMS. Yeah, FOUR! The imbecile walked throughout the house pouring tea but completely missing the glass! He tried to clean it up but he missed the spills so I had to clean it up! Ugh! I'd rather have Link! I mean come on he claims to be powerful and smart and all that but he can't even pour his own tea! Even Tingle can pour tea! I mean JEEZ! I almost feel sorry for Ezlo now, he had to deal with me when I was pathetic. I wish I had known beforehand that I would have to be babysit a guy who's, like, twice my height and a thousand bazillion years old! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY PLANS WITH THIS SPAZMONKEY AROUND?! When I succeed in taking over the world, Break's death is gonna my first order. Seriously.
On a happier note, I found someone willing be to be my henchman. His name's OJ and he recent;ly escaped from prison. He's ruthless, cruel and hates people, I think we'll get along well. I brought him over today and we started planning. Break was extremely annoyed but there's no rule that says I can't bring people over. And, it's really fun to watch him freak out over the fact that I have friends and he doesn't.
UGH! Break just dropped a cake on the floor and now he's whining about it. I think I'll make him a new one and sleep some cyanide into it or something. Maybe then he'll leave me alone ;)
Suodia!
-Vaati the Wind Mage
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